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Previously on Georgie and Mandy's
First Marriage...
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-McAllister Auto.
-I'm in jail.
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We were hanging out
after the show, smoking,
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and I got arrested.
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Smoking ain't illegal.
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Depends on what you're smoking.
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Connor don't smoke pot.
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Well, actually...
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This has cost you $2,500.
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It's only money.
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That I can't pay back.
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Fred, would you like
to have dinner with me?
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-I would love to.
-Whoa.
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I'm here with local farmer
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Wade Larkins and his pig Petunia
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who has a very unique skill.
Wade?
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She can tell you
when it's gonna rain.
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I don't like food
being smarter than me.
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Then there's probably
a lot you can't eat.
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So how exactly does she tell you?
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She snorts once for rain
and twice for no rain.
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You don't say.
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Okay, Petunia,
is it gonna rain tomorrow?
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Well, there you have it,
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no rain.
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Hope you're not coming
for my job, Petunia.
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Nah, she's going
to the slaughterhouse next week.
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Oh.
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Well, this took a dark turn.
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For Channel Nine News,
I'm Mandy McAllister.
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And that's breakfast.
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And that's
my most successful child.
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Hey, you got a minute?
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What can I do for you?
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I just want you to know
how happy I am here.
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Your happiness
means the world to me.
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I just think I could do stories
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that are less...
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I don't want to say "dumb,"
but I think I have to.
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People like dumb.
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No, I-I know, my husband
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is one of those people.
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But I can do things
that are more hard-hitting.
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No offense, but
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this whole thing doesn't
exactly say hard-hitting.
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Oh, thanks.
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But I can tone it down.
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You know, put me
in some glasses and a blazer
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and watch me take down City Hall.
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Who's the mayor of Medford?
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Maybe we start
with medium-hitting.
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Have you seen Connor today?
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-I saw him earlier.
-You did?
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Was he acting weird?
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Yes, which is normal for him,
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so, no.
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Come on, this is serious.
He's been spending
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a lot of time up in his room.
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What if he's
getting high up there?
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Maybe he's just playing music.
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Which is what people do
when they're high.
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Hey.
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There he is.
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Come here.
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Oh.
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Are you trying to see
if I smell like pot?
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You're sharp.
That's a good sign.
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Goodbye.
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You can relax, Mrs. McAllister,
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I think he learned his lesson.
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He just took two Pop-Tarts.
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That's what
the pot people call munchies.
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Your husband ate
the rest of the box.
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What's that called?
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Hey.
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How was your day?
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Great. We are
going out to dinner
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with my boss this weekend.
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Why?
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You saw that pig story.
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She's a star.
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Well, she wants
to get to know me better,
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and I want to show her
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that I can be taken seriously.
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So you're bringing
your child bride?
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Georgie is
a successful businessman,
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he's a great people person,
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and when we're at dinner,
do not bring up your age.
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You concerned she might think
you robbed the cradle?
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'Cause some would say
I robbed the old-age home.
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You think that's funny?
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Oh, come on, that's the
smartest thing he's ever said.
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Relax. You look great.
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But do I look professional?
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Kind of depends
on the profession.
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I mean, I wouldn't
ask you to unclog my toilet.
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Georgie, no jokes, please?
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I really need this to go well.
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Sorry. Just trying to help.
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Since when do you wear glasses?
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They're my mom's.
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And they're making me nauseous.
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Mandy, you're beautiful,
you're smart, you married up.
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You're the whole package.
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Thanks.
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And I won't say nothing
that'll embarrass you.
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I'll just talk about
how wonderful you are
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and CeeCee and my job.
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Oh, please don't
try to sell her tires.
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Don't have to.
Tires sell themselves.
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It's open.
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Hiya.
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What's up?
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I just came from
a routine checkup,
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and in the waiting room,
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they had some
really informative pamphlets,
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and I thought...
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"Connor might get
a kick out of these."
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"Your Brain on Drugs."
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See, the egg is your brain
'cause it's fried.
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By drugs.
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"Marijuana:
Gateway to the Gutter."
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That's a cautionary tale.
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First pot,
next thing you know, heroin.
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Well, I've been scared straight.
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Thanks, Mom.
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Read the last one.
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"Crack is Wack."
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Okay, "wack" is slang for bad.
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Do you think I'm stupid?
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Well, I didn't know it.
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How many times
do I have to tell you?
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I'm not doing drugs.
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Don't give me attitude.
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I am just trying
to keep you safe.
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By treating me like a child?
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Well, you've certainly been
acting like a child.
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For your information,
I was tried as an adult.
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I don't know what to do with you.
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You have a criminal record now.
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Oh, please.
Bill Clinton smoked pot.
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Well, of course he did.
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He's a Democrat!
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This place is nice. Good choice.
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Thank you.
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Now, let's see.
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What looks good?
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I'm getting
the biggest steak they got.
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I don't care how many people
they say it's for.
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So, Georgie, you aren't at all
what I expected.
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What'd you expect?
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Honestly, I just assumed
you'd be older.
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I get that a lot.
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How old are you?
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-Uh...
-He's my age.
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He's just got that baby face.
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I got hair coming out
all over the place,
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just not here.
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But enough about us.
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Yeah. Uh, we're being rude.
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How old are you?
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Georgie, you don't ask
a woman her age.
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She asked me.
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Well, the important thing is
we are all over 21,
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so let's drink.
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Cheers.
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Ugh.
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Mandy tells me
you own a tire store.
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Yep, McAllister Auto.
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-Best prices in town.
-Uh, careful.
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Once he starts talking about
tires, he does not stop.
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I have trouble
hitting the brakes,
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which we also do.
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How'd you two meet?
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Uh, laundromat.
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He used to run
the one over on Third.
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The one with the gambling room
in the back?
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Uh...
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I used to go
to that place all the time.
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-Really?
-You're kidding.
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Whatever happened
to that lady that ran it?
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That's my meemaw.
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-I loved her.
-Us, too.
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In fact, we named
our daughter after her.
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You have a gambling room
in the back of your tire store?
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I wish. Getting rich
the legal way takes forever.
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You know, illegal gambling
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is the kind of meaty story
I would love to cover.
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Nice segue.
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One of my many
journalistic skills.
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Hold that thought.
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I'm just gonna run
to the ladies' room.
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Okay.
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Rocky start,
but I think we're okay.
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Why are you still drinking it?
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It was eight bucks.
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Oh, no.
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Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
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Look, it's not
that big a deal, okay?
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They're just having dinner.
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They're on a date.
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Please don't make a scene.
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Give me some credit.
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I know how to behave.
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Great.
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I'm just gonna take
your steak knife.
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I am done.
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-With...?
-Connor.
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Whew. Dodged a bullet. Okay.
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I should've listened to you.
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You messing with me?
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No. You were right.
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This doesn't feel safe.
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I have coddled him,
I've protected him,
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and look what happened.
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Oh, now, you can't go
blaming yourself.
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Yes, I can.
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From now on, he's all yours.
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Bring down the hammer.
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So we're gonna do things my way?
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Exactly.
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'Cause I was right.
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You were right.
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Say it again.
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You were right.
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Slower.
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You guys ready to order?
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I lost my appetite.
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I told him not to eat
so much bread, but men, huh?
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That's it.
I got to say something.
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-No, you don't.
-What's going on?
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This is a little weird, but
his mom's on a date over there.
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Why is that weird?
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Is she having an affair?
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Of course not.
My dad passed away.
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Oh, sorry to hear that.
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That guy's a jerk
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who's just trying to use her
to piss me off.
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Excuse me.
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Oh, Georgie, don't...
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He did.
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He is younger than you, isn't he?
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Ain't this a pretty picture?
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What are you doing?
Did you follow us?
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No. We're here
with Mandy's boss,
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so y'all need to git.
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Whoa. Now, you might
want to watch
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how you talk to your mother.
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I got this.
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You better watch
how you talk to your mother.
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You know, I was kind of hoping
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we could talk about
some work stuff.
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You're ruining
Mandy's work dinner.
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We are just minding our business.
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You are the one
who is making a scene.
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If you don't like it,
go somewhere else.
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No, we are having a lovely time.
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I don't want to hear
the nasty details of your date.
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George Marshall Cooper,
go back to your table right now
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or there will be heck to pay.
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Dad would be rolling in his
grave if he saw you with him.
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You know, we can go someplace...
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-We're not going anywhere.
-Yes, ma'am.
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And I would like some wine.
Would you like some wine?
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-Yes, ma'am.
-Yes.
266
00:11:12,405 --> 00:11:14,341
Look at that,
another glass of wine.
267
00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:17,310
One date with him
and she's a wino.
268
00:11:18,746 --> 00:11:20,914
How long ago did your dad pass?
269
00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:22,449
A couple years.
270
00:11:22,549 --> 00:11:23,917
Oh, that seems like enough time
271
00:11:24,051 --> 00:11:25,485
for your mom to go out on a date.
272
00:11:25,585 --> 00:11:27,587
What do you know?
273
00:11:28,588 --> 00:11:30,119
Georgie, your food's
getting cold.
274
00:11:30,123 --> 00:11:31,792
Put some in your mouth.
275
00:11:33,861 --> 00:11:35,128
You know what?
276
00:11:35,228 --> 00:11:37,508
I'm gonna sit next to you
so I don't have to look at them.
277
00:11:44,271 --> 00:11:45,939
-Hi.
-Hi.
278
00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:51,511
-This weird?
-Little bit.
279
00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:54,647
I'll go back.
280
00:12:00,187 --> 00:12:03,623
Sure wish there was
somewhere else I could sit.
281
00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:11,627
You doing okay?
282
00:12:11,631 --> 00:12:13,500
Oh, fine.
283
00:12:15,769 --> 00:12:18,806
So, have you always
lived in Medford?
284
00:12:18,906 --> 00:12:23,010
No. We did a stint in Galveston
when Georgie was little,
285
00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:25,012
still knew how to respect
his parents.
286
00:12:27,614 --> 00:12:28,982
Galveston.
287
00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:30,617
Great song.
288
00:12:32,652 --> 00:12:35,255
♪ Galveston, oh, Galveston. ♪
289
00:12:35,355 --> 00:12:37,490
He needs to see
that this is my life.
290
00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:39,492
Okay, I tried.
291
00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:41,829
I am the mother,
and he is the child.
292
00:12:41,962 --> 00:12:43,326
Well...
293
00:12:43,330 --> 00:12:45,298
technically, he is a grown-up.
294
00:12:45,398 --> 00:12:46,495
Only 'cause I didn't kill him
295
00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:48,035
when he dropped out
of high school.
296
00:12:49,002 --> 00:12:50,699
You might want
to slow down a little.
297
00:12:50,703 --> 00:12:53,473
Another man who thinks
I can't make my own decisions.
298
00:12:53,573 --> 00:12:55,504
No, no, no,
just a man who's regretted
299
00:12:55,508 --> 00:12:57,177
his share of angry drinking.
300
00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:58,778
I'm not angry.
301
00:12:58,879 --> 00:13:00,647
I'm thirsty.
302
00:13:08,555 --> 00:13:09,622
We need to talk.
303
00:13:09,722 --> 00:13:11,658
-No, we don't.
-Hey.
304
00:13:11,758 --> 00:13:13,356
You live in my house,
you're gonna hear me out.
305
00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:14,761
I get it. I messed up.
306
00:13:14,862 --> 00:13:16,196
I owe Georgie a lot of money.
307
00:13:16,329 --> 00:13:18,531
I disappointed everyone.
I'm a loser.
308
00:13:19,332 --> 00:13:20,700
Come on, don't you think
309
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,398
you're being a little hard
on yourself there?
310
00:13:22,402 --> 00:13:23,937
What would you call it?
311
00:13:25,205 --> 00:13:27,240
You were with friends.
You did something dumb.
312
00:13:27,374 --> 00:13:28,641
It happens.
313
00:13:28,741 --> 00:13:31,378
I mean, it usually happens
in your teens,
314
00:13:31,511 --> 00:13:34,114
but at least
you got it in before 30.
315
00:13:34,214 --> 00:13:35,815
You're not mad?
316
00:13:35,916 --> 00:13:37,384
I'm not thrilled.
317
00:13:38,751 --> 00:13:40,921
But I'd rather you be
making mistakes out there than
318
00:13:41,054 --> 00:13:43,456
never leaving this room.
319
00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:45,254
Thanks.
320
00:13:45,258 --> 00:13:47,560
As long as you learn
from those mistakes.
321
00:13:47,694 --> 00:13:48,728
I did.
322
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:50,463
And it won't happen again.
323
00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:53,066
Good deal.
324
00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:55,735
-Dad?
-Yeah.
325
00:13:57,204 --> 00:13:58,972
This talk is not what I expected.
326
00:14:00,307 --> 00:14:02,442
Surprised me, too.
Don't tell your mom.
327
00:14:10,017 --> 00:14:11,280
That was quick.
328
00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:13,553
Yeah, it doesn't take long
to bring down the hammer.
329
00:14:14,487 --> 00:14:16,623
I should've let you do this
a long time ago.
330
00:14:16,723 --> 00:14:18,959
Well, you learned
from your mistake,
331
00:14:19,059 --> 00:14:20,928
and that's what's important.
332
00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:25,332
People think
Sheldon was difficult,
333
00:14:25,432 --> 00:14:28,932
but that one...
taken years off my life.
334
00:14:28,936 --> 00:14:31,271
You know, I was a little bit
of a hellion my...
335
00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:34,807
When he got Mandy pregnant,
did I cut him off? No.
336
00:14:34,908 --> 00:14:39,346
I supported him
because I love him.
337
00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:41,781
I'm gonna get the check.
338
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:43,951
No, we cannot leave before them.
339
00:14:44,051 --> 00:14:47,187
Well, you know, call me
old-fashioned, but I like it
340
00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:50,523
when my date seems even
a little bit interested in me.
341
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:52,459
I'm interested.
342
00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:53,860
Really?
343
00:14:55,162 --> 00:14:56,663
Where was I born?
344
00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:00,800
Where was I born?
345
00:15:01,834 --> 00:15:03,336
Right here in Medford.
346
00:15:03,436 --> 00:15:04,716
And then, after you got married,
347
00:15:04,804 --> 00:15:06,673
you went to Galveston
for a stretch,
348
00:15:06,773 --> 00:15:08,173
and that's where
you had your twins.
349
00:15:10,277 --> 00:15:12,144
Show-off.
350
00:15:13,313 --> 00:15:14,647
Why don't I take you home?
351
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:17,350
No, I am having a good time!
352
00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:20,187
-Well, I'm not.
-Well, then maybe you should go.
353
00:15:21,321 --> 00:15:23,190
Oh, here's a story you can do.
354
00:15:23,323 --> 00:15:25,325
An expose on Fagenbacher Auto.
355
00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:27,323
I think you mean "exposé."
356
00:15:27,327 --> 00:15:29,329
No, it's "expose."
357
00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:31,898
You don't exposé a crime.
358
00:15:32,899 --> 00:15:35,168
Can we get the check, please?
359
00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:37,004
How do you want to do this?
360
00:15:37,104 --> 00:15:38,501
Split it?
361
00:15:38,505 --> 00:15:40,007
How much younger?
362
00:15:41,008 --> 00:15:42,088
Excuse me for interrupting.
363
00:15:42,109 --> 00:15:44,340
-What do you want?
-I'm going.
364
00:15:44,344 --> 00:15:46,379
She finally wise up
and kick you to the curb?
365
00:15:46,513 --> 00:15:49,012
Just please...
366
00:15:49,016 --> 00:15:50,350
get her home safe.
367
00:15:53,886 --> 00:15:55,518
He seems great.
368
00:15:55,522 --> 00:15:57,157
I'd go out with him.
369
00:16:07,234 --> 00:16:08,701
Jim!
370
00:16:08,835 --> 00:16:13,140
I just saw some long-haired guy
walking towards Connor's room.
371
00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:14,407
He's probably a friend.
372
00:16:14,541 --> 00:16:17,844
It's not the first one today.
373
00:16:17,944 --> 00:16:19,424
Well, maybe he has
more than one fr...
374
00:16:19,512 --> 00:16:20,832
You're right, we should go check.
375
00:16:26,019 --> 00:16:27,587
What is going on here?
376
00:16:27,687 --> 00:16:30,057
I'm selling him my Jupiter-4.
377
00:16:30,157 --> 00:16:34,527
Well, he is gonna have to buy
his marijuana somewhere else.
378
00:16:35,562 --> 00:16:36,396
Yeah, take a hike.
379
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:38,398
It's not pot.
380
00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:39,532
It's a synthesizer.
381
00:16:39,632 --> 00:16:41,730
Why would you sell that?
382
00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:44,233
I have to pay Georgie back.
383
00:16:44,237 --> 00:16:45,238
Well, good for you.
384
00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:47,474
No, not good.
385
00:16:47,574 --> 00:16:49,242
He loves those instruments.
386
00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:51,540
Well, he screwed up and now he's
making sacrifices to fix it.
387
00:16:51,544 --> 00:16:52,679
That's called being a man.
388
00:16:52,779 --> 00:16:55,615
-I can come back tomorrow.
-Stay.
389
00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:57,584
Do you really want to do this?
390
00:16:57,684 --> 00:16:59,819
No. But I need to.
391
00:17:03,056 --> 00:17:04,291
Be good to her.
392
00:17:05,392 --> 00:17:06,559
Wait.
393
00:17:08,595 --> 00:17:10,630
Take some of these.
394
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,269
I hope you're proud of yourself.
395
00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:18,101
Do you know
how humiliating that was?
396
00:17:18,105 --> 00:17:21,574
Fred has been nothing but
nice to me, and you ruined it.
397
00:17:21,674 --> 00:17:23,276
Now my boss thinks I'm a joke.
398
00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:25,612
Why are you ganging up on me?
399
00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:27,376
She's the one dating jerks
and getting drunk.
400
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,482
He is not a jerk!
401
00:17:29,582 --> 00:17:31,284
And now...
402
00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:33,953
he hates me!
403
00:17:34,921 --> 00:17:36,656
Then tonight wasn't a total loss.
404
00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:38,325
Yes, it was.
405
00:17:38,425 --> 00:17:39,688
I'm gonna be
interviewing livestock
406
00:17:39,692 --> 00:17:41,228
for the rest of my life!
407
00:17:41,328 --> 00:17:43,496
Oh, I loved that pig interview.
408
00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:45,661
But you get how I could be
doing actual news, right?
409
00:17:45,665 --> 00:17:46,966
Like crime and politics.
410
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:49,832
No, that stuff makes me so sad.
411
00:17:49,836 --> 00:17:51,838
Do more pigs.
412
00:17:53,140 --> 00:17:54,837
Finally something we agree on.
413
00:17:54,841 --> 00:17:55,975
Wait.
414
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:57,973
I had pork chops tonight.
415
00:17:57,977 --> 00:18:00,309
What if that was Petunia?
416
00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:03,049
Oh, no!
417
00:18:12,525 --> 00:18:15,328
I'm coming. I'm coming.
418
00:18:19,699 --> 00:18:20,633
Oh.
419
00:18:21,968 --> 00:18:22,931
Did I wake you?
420
00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:24,003
No, no.
421
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:26,306
I've been up for a couple hours.
422
00:18:27,374 --> 00:18:29,276
Hoping to die.
423
00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:31,978
Oh, I've been there.
424
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:35,114
I figured you could use
a hangover care package.
425
00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:36,616
Coffee, aspirin
426
00:18:36,716 --> 00:18:40,086
and the greasiest
breakfast burrito in town.
427
00:18:40,187 --> 00:18:43,456
Really? After how awful
I was last night?
428
00:18:43,556 --> 00:18:44,857
Oh, I seen worse.
429
00:18:45,992 --> 00:18:47,456
I'm so sorry.
430
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:48,728
It's okay.
431
00:18:50,397 --> 00:18:53,633
Maybe this is just a little
too complicated right now.
432
00:18:53,766 --> 00:18:54,830
Maybe.
433
00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:58,305
But I hope
we can still be friends?
434
00:18:58,405 --> 00:19:00,340
I'd like that.
435
00:19:01,441 --> 00:19:03,876
-Well, I should go to work.
-Okay.
436
00:19:09,449 --> 00:19:11,351
Okay. Bye.
437
00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:14,654
Oh.
438
00:19:22,362 --> 00:19:26,233
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